Yo ho ho and a bottle of 600 posts and whatnot!
Did you know:
* The inventor of the water closet was named Thomas Crapper? (Ironic!)
* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who took the time to find that out..?)
* Los Angeles's full name is: "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de losAngeles de Poriuncula" (I see why they abbreviate it)
* The original name for the Butterfly was a Flutterby. (This explains a lot.)
* The inventor of the monkey wrench was named Charles Moncke. (Imagine being remembered as a simean for inventing one of the most useful tools of all time!)
* Fred loves pointless trivia.
* Cat urine glows when exposed to blacklight. (How did... Why... No, I don't wanna know.)
* Over 4000 people are hurt every year from teapots.
* You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider. (Well thank GOD!)
* More people are afraid of spiders than of death. (I'm one of those.)
* The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year.
-Fred
Did you know:
* The inventor of the water closet was named Thomas Crapper? (Ironic!)
* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who took the time to find that out..?)
* Los Angeles's full name is: "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de losAngeles de Poriuncula" (I see why they abbreviate it)
* The original name for the Butterfly was a Flutterby. (This explains a lot.)
* The inventor of the monkey wrench was named Charles Moncke. (Imagine being remembered as a simean for inventing one of the most useful tools of all time!)
* Fred loves pointless trivia.
* Cat urine glows when exposed to blacklight. (How did... Why... No, I don't wanna know.)
* Over 4000 people are hurt every year from teapots.
* You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider. (Well thank GOD!)
* More people are afraid of spiders than of death. (I'm one of those.)
* The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year.
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
some of that might not be accurate.Actually I just googled 'Useless Facts' and read some lists and laughed my butt off. Whether or not it's all actual and factual I don't care too much about. It's amusing 
Which is all that really counts in the end for these things.
I mean, c'mon. If you spend 430 calories an hour banging your head at the wall instead of 150, I rrrrrrrrrreally couldn't care less, lol
Anyway - off to work! Later!
-Fred
Which is all that really counts in the end for these things.I mean, c'mon. If you spend 430 calories an hour banging your head at the wall instead of 150, I rrrrrrrrrreally couldn't care less, lol
Anyway - off to work! Later!
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
