So Fred . . .

. . . are you secretly related to Paul Gross or what? You guys share a similar plastic surgeon or are you actually Paul Gross by day? Call me crazy but your avatar looks pretty close to the guy. Am I crazy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoXJtszkmwE
Great, now that you ousted him he will have to switch identities again. We will never see Fred again :(
Travis Jacobs

"You might not sound so idiotic if there were at least something excitable in my post to begin with..." --Baf
I am ten times the man that weakling is. (Though I have no idea who he is, I just realize that A) I have more of a lantern-jaw than he does and B) I am of viking blood!)

Also, my dad's name is Ragnar. And Langesund is like, fifteen minutes away.

Didn't you ever see that Kirk Douglas movie, the Vikings? :D

But, to answer your question, yes, I am Paul Gross by day.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Due South? I haven't thought about that one in years.