My Alexander Theory

No idea. I'll go out on a majorly twisted limb andsay He's Putin who has a deep, dark, secret love for gaming. Even more hidden than his KGB past, and only Tex Murphy fans know it.

Fascinating!

Yes, Putin loves Tex games because of Big Jim Slade, a man who, like Putin himself, loves to parade around without his shirt on.

Outstanding!

Tuco wrote:For quite some time now I have been wondering who this almost lone poster on this board really is?

Well, I think I figured it out.

He's an AI. A bot who is functioning as a guardian of sorts on this site until the next tex murphy game comes out.

Am I right or am I right?

By the way, he's a good guy, kind of like Bishop in Aliens.

Thanks, Tuco! I am charmed.

Tuco wrote:For quite some time now I have been wondering who this almost lone poster on this board really is?

Well, I think I figured it out.

He's an AI. A bot who is functioning as a guardian of sorts on this site until the next tex murphy game comes out.

Am I right or am I right?

By the way, he's a good guy, kind of like Bishop in Aliens.

You ARE right!

Chandler wrote:Yes, Putin loves Tex games because of Big Jim Slade, a man who, like Putin himself, loves to parade around without his shirt on.

Oh, Man! That was a great comeback! Love it!

Alright, Alex... Really, who are you? And don't say Alexander, duh...

Because if that theory prevailed, I'm aboutt 5 inches tall with a big butt, furry, and have a tail as long as me. I am not. My real name is Malissa, and I like to pretend to be a Star Wars purple bounty hunter at charity events, like Relay for Life or anything related to Riley's Kids. Or Princess Leia. Either way, I get exceptional enjoyment at little kids excited to see a "real" Star Wars character in person.

Now, who are you? Please.

You'll never believe me, but "Alexander" is my REAL name. I am 38. Capricorn is my Zodiac sign. White. European. No beard, no mustaches. I am a smoker. I drink, but rarely. No, no, not vodka. Red, dry wine. Single. "The Pandora Directive" is my favourite Tex game. I live in NE District of Moscow. My favourite song is "March of Siberian Fighters".
Feel free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkX89LWtCPc

How can I prove you? Send a copy of my ID? Say something in Russian? OK, Мы ехали шагом, мы мчались в боях... You could ask the other members. They know me since 2001. I was a member of old Tex Murphy Message Board.
P.S. Nice to meet you, Malissa!

Thank you, it was all I asked for. Weirdly, you have no idea how close you came to describing my husband, when you described yourself physically. Very unnerving...

(PSsst! This is the part where you say it's weird I remind you of your pet ferret.)
(Vanilla vodka rocks, btw.)

All kidding aside, thanks, since you couldn't have just said no, or teased me a bit more. So, I appreciate the honesty. My curiosity was piqued by Tuco, you know, to begin it all. Also the boards are kinda dead, so hey... we've livened it up a bit. Uh, you more so than I, I think.

You are MOST welcome, Malissa!