1) A baby rabbit is running around in circle outside (wild rabbits) like she lost. The dog chase it and play with it as momma rabbit near by and human chase baby rabbit as well to have it as a pet. Whoever touch the baby rabbit as the momma rabbit smell a dog scent and human scent.
So will the momma rabbit kill the baby rabbit if a human scent touch it or will the momma rabbit kill the baby rabbit if a dog scent touch the baby rabbit? True or False?
2) JTOG sitting at home eating his chips that has 0 Fat trans on it and 6 gram with Budweister. He is relaxing and watching NFL game on Sunday and its the most important 4th quarter of all in a 24/24 tie at 1 minute left in the game that will lead to his favorite team in Super Bowl next week but in the other room where his wife yapping at JTOG that his show is on 60 min that JTOG kept yapping at his wife about not letting him to forget the special edition all week and kept his wife up the night with too many reminder and seeing a couple of notes pad all over the refridge "DON'T FORGET ABOUT 60 MINUTE with Creator of Tex Murphy Trilogy". The bad news, JTOG doesn't have a VHS to record or TVio since theres a special edition called "Creator of Tex Murphy trilogy" on 60 Minute. JOTG wouldn't miss it for the world but he also doesn't want to miss the final 1 min of 24/24 tie game to Super Bowl as well on in the Overtime. He had a tough choice.
So will JTOG continue to watch the most important game of all in playoff since the game is tied with 1 min left in the 4th quarter (Overtime) since the special edition with Chris Jones, Aaron Connor, and the rest will be over in about 1 minute same as 4th quarter Overtime to see his favorite team win since he is a die hard of his team since he was a baby and addict to NFL of all his life.
Which way will JTOG go? Watch 60 Minute with Creator of Tex Murphy Trilogy that is one minute left on air with special edition or will watch the most important game of all to see his team win to Super Bowl since he addict to it? Choose
3) A kangroo name Cubase who was transfer to San Diego Zoo. Cubas friend ulimately made his human friend into a kangroo. Cubase is going nuts of being a kangroo and his friend name Bubase whom is a genius in Australia. The kangroo Cubase is going nuts and doesn't want to leave his precious land called Australia. The kangroo was force to stay with a monkey from Africa in the same cage. How will the kangroo get along with a pack of monkey crawling all over him and picking his kangroo hairy back and survive or will he escape from his nightmare?
Which direction will the kangroo take to escape his nightmare since he cant wake up? How will he survive from his nightmare involvement of pack of monkey from Africa and have virus called Tex Syndome in monkey dna.
4) Jen is a great massage at her job. She dream one day to give Tex Murphy massage at her job and hopefully she'll one day meet him. That dream came true. Tex Murphy walks in. Jen was exicted and shocked. She invited him without making a fool out of herself in front of Tex. What massage will she do to make Tex Murphy relax from having a tough time getting love of his life name Chelsee since Sylvia keep interrupting him from getting clsoe? However, Sylvia walks in and interrupted her peaceful moment to massage the greatest P.I of all. "I didn't dream of Sylvia in my massage place. This was a perfect moment. She has ruin my perfect dream. I have to find away to get rid of her."
What will Jen do to Sylvia to keep her away from Tex Murphy?
5) A mouse name Jerry (the poster here on this forum ) who loves to eat and grab food but the only problem is his rival name Tom the cat actually is a body builder in human form like Arnie the governator of California but Jerry is simple guy from Atlanta. One day something magicial happen. Jerry and Tom stop for a moment and see a beautiful magicial appeared name Wanda Peck (TM: Overseer) who happen to turn into a mouse in Jerry view who blink her eye at Jerry with a smile but in Tom view he see Wanda Peck into a cat and she meoow at Tom.
Jerry and Tom both fought for control of the beautiful Wanda Peck and whoever win will be turned back into a human.
Jerry see Wanda Peck as a female mouse while Tom see Wanda peck as a female cat to set a even match between Jerry and Tom. So both Jerry the mouse and Tom the cat fought out each other to impress Wanda Peck on who the lucky guy to take. Who will win a battle and when the battle win 1 will magical turned back into a human of his actual form and other will suffer and be lonely for years and whether its Jerry or Tom win they get to be with the beautiful Wanda Peck and will live happy ever after...Jerry or Tom? Who will you pick and how that mouse will win or how that cat will win for the lovely Wanda Peck?
6) James started up his comic company that he dream one day. He had a lousy start but few years later he was on a roll and made millions of his comic series. He had a wonderful idea and story telling in his comic and sold success and made millions. He dream that with that millions of dollars he will give that money to Aaron Connor to make another TM trilogy that fans beg since 1998. However a evil comic company file law suit against James company that he stole their idea of story and comic series. They demand James to shutdown his comic company and all names and will be force to giveall his rights and revenue, names from comic series and his comic company names to evil comic company whom has the best lawyers in the state of Texas while James didn't have a good lawyer but that all he could afford. He is rightful owner of comic he made since he was a little kid. James need to prove it in court while the evil company put pressure on James with bunch of lies and such to prove to jury and to judge.
So how will James survive the biggest law suit in his life to reclaim that he is rightfully owner of his comic book series he drew since he was a kid while the evil company had a similiar comic series. It's was a tough case. James may lose his millions of dollars he had earn on comic series he sell in comic stores and people were buying it like success and was gonna give $10,000,000 to AC to help but at the last moment he got a call that there a multi-million lawsuit on comic series rights, etc..
James will win the law suit and keep millions of dollars he won and from lawsuit in court and then he finally can help Aaron Connor with bringing back Tex Murphy on our PC screen or will he lose to a evil comic company who has the best lawyers in the company and they never lost a case. How do you feel and which side will win?
thats it for now...
give me your pick and view.
So will the momma rabbit kill the baby rabbit if a human scent touch it or will the momma rabbit kill the baby rabbit if a dog scent touch the baby rabbit? True or False?
2) JTOG sitting at home eating his chips that has 0 Fat trans on it and 6 gram with Budweister. He is relaxing and watching NFL game on Sunday and its the most important 4th quarter of all in a 24/24 tie at 1 minute left in the game that will lead to his favorite team in Super Bowl next week but in the other room where his wife yapping at JTOG that his show is on 60 min that JTOG kept yapping at his wife about not letting him to forget the special edition all week and kept his wife up the night with too many reminder and seeing a couple of notes pad all over the refridge "DON'T FORGET ABOUT 60 MINUTE with Creator of Tex Murphy Trilogy". The bad news, JTOG doesn't have a VHS to record or TVio since theres a special edition called "Creator of Tex Murphy trilogy" on 60 Minute. JOTG wouldn't miss it for the world but he also doesn't want to miss the final 1 min of 24/24 tie game to Super Bowl as well on in the Overtime. He had a tough choice.
So will JTOG continue to watch the most important game of all in playoff since the game is tied with 1 min left in the 4th quarter (Overtime) since the special edition with Chris Jones, Aaron Connor, and the rest will be over in about 1 minute same as 4th quarter Overtime to see his favorite team win since he is a die hard of his team since he was a baby and addict to NFL of all his life.
Which way will JTOG go? Watch 60 Minute with Creator of Tex Murphy Trilogy that is one minute left on air with special edition or will watch the most important game of all to see his team win to Super Bowl since he addict to it? Choose
3) A kangroo name Cubase who was transfer to San Diego Zoo. Cubas friend ulimately made his human friend into a kangroo. Cubase is going nuts of being a kangroo and his friend name Bubase whom is a genius in Australia. The kangroo Cubase is going nuts and doesn't want to leave his precious land called Australia. The kangroo was force to stay with a monkey from Africa in the same cage. How will the kangroo get along with a pack of monkey crawling all over him and picking his kangroo hairy back and survive or will he escape from his nightmare?
Which direction will the kangroo take to escape his nightmare since he cant wake up? How will he survive from his nightmare involvement of pack of monkey from Africa and have virus called Tex Syndome in monkey dna.
4) Jen is a great massage at her job. She dream one day to give Tex Murphy massage at her job and hopefully she'll one day meet him. That dream came true. Tex Murphy walks in. Jen was exicted and shocked. She invited him without making a fool out of herself in front of Tex. What massage will she do to make Tex Murphy relax from having a tough time getting love of his life name Chelsee since Sylvia keep interrupting him from getting clsoe? However, Sylvia walks in and interrupted her peaceful moment to massage the greatest P.I of all. "I didn't dream of Sylvia in my massage place. This was a perfect moment. She has ruin my perfect dream. I have to find away to get rid of her."
What will Jen do to Sylvia to keep her away from Tex Murphy?
5) A mouse name Jerry (the poster here on this forum
) who loves to eat and grab food but the only problem is his rival name Tom the cat actually is a body builder in human form like Arnie the governator of California but Jerry is simple guy from Atlanta. One day something magicial happen. Jerry and Tom stop for a moment and see a beautiful magicial appeared name Wanda Peck (TM: Overseer) who happen to turn into a mouse in Jerry view who blink her eye at Jerry with a smile but in Tom view he see Wanda Peck into a cat and she meoow at Tom. Jerry and Tom both fought for control of the beautiful Wanda Peck and whoever win will be turned back into a human.
Jerry see Wanda Peck as a female mouse while Tom see Wanda peck as a female cat to set a even match between Jerry and Tom. So both Jerry the mouse and Tom the cat fought out each other to impress Wanda Peck on who the lucky guy to take. Who will win a battle and when the battle win 1 will magical turned back into a human of his actual form and other will suffer and be lonely for years and whether its Jerry or Tom win they get to be with the beautiful Wanda Peck and will live happy ever after...Jerry or Tom? Who will you pick and how that mouse will win or how that cat will win for the lovely Wanda Peck?
6) James started up his comic company that he dream one day. He had a lousy start but few years later he was on a roll and made millions of his comic series. He had a wonderful idea and story telling in his comic and sold success and made millions. He dream that with that millions of dollars he will give that money to Aaron Connor to make another TM trilogy that fans beg since 1998. However a evil comic company file law suit against James company that he stole their idea of story and comic series. They demand James to shutdown his comic company and all names and will be force to giveall his rights and revenue, names from comic series and his comic company names to evil comic company whom has the best lawyers in the state of Texas while James didn't have a good lawyer but that all he could afford. He is rightful owner of comic he made since he was a little kid. James need to prove it in court while the evil company put pressure on James with bunch of lies and such to prove to jury and to judge.
So how will James survive the biggest law suit in his life to reclaim that he is rightfully owner of his comic book series he drew since he was a kid while the evil company had a similiar comic series. It's was a tough case. James may lose his millions of dollars he had earn on comic series he sell in comic stores and people were buying it like success and was gonna give $10,000,000 to AC to help but at the last moment he got a call that there a multi-million lawsuit on comic series rights, etc..
James will win the law suit and keep millions of dollars he won and from lawsuit in court and then he finally can help Aaron Connor with bringing back Tex Murphy on our PC screen or will he lose to a evil comic company who has the best lawyers in the company and they never lost a case. How do you feel and which side will win?
thats it for now...
give me your pick and view.
I have decided in my infinite wisdom, to come and answer these questions with the mirth, and intelligence like only someone like myself can do.RyanPatton wrote:1) A baby rabbit is running around in circle outside (wild rabbits) like she lost. The dog chase it and play with it as momma rabbit near by and human chase baby rabbit as well to have it as a pet. Whoever touch the baby rabbit as the momma rabbit smell a dog scent and human scent.
So will the momma rabbit kill the baby rabbit if a human scent touch it or will the momma rabbit kill the baby rabbit if a dog scent touch the baby rabbit? True or False?
2) JTOG sitting at home eating his chips that has 0 Fat trans on it and 6 gram with Budweister. He is relaxing and watching NFL game on Sunday and its the most important 4th quarter of all in a 24/24 tie at 1 minute left in the game that will lead to his favorite team in Super Bowl next week but in the other room where his wife yapping at JTOG that his show is on 60 min that JTOG kept yapping at his wife about not letting him to forget the special edition all week and kept his wife up the night with too many reminder and seeing a couple of notes pad all over the refridge "DON'T FORGET ABOUT 60 MINUTE with Creator of Tex Murphy Trilogy". The bad news, JTOG doesn't have a VHS to record or TVio since theres a special edition called "Creator of Tex Murphy trilogy" on 60 Minute. JOTG wouldn't miss it for the world but he also doesn't want to miss the final 1 min of 24/24 tie game to Super Bowl as well on in the Overtime. He had a tough choice.
So will JTOG continue to watch the most important game of all in playoff since the game is tied with 1 min left in the 4th quarter (Overtime) since the special edition with Chris Jones, Aaron Connor, and the rest will be over in about 1 minute same as 4th quarter Overtime to see his favorite team win since he is a die hard of his team since he was a baby and addict to NFL of all his life.
Which way will JTOG go? Watch 60 Minute with Creator of Tex Murphy Trilogy that is one minute left on air with special edition or will watch the most important game of all to see his team win to Super Bowl since he addict to it? Choose
3) A kangroo name Cubase who was transfer to San Diego Zoo. Cubas friend ulimately made his human friend into a kangroo. Cubase is going nuts of being a kangroo and his friend name Bubase whom is a genius in Australia. The kangroo Cubase is going nuts and doesn't want to leave his precious land called Australia. The kangroo was force to stay with a monkey from Africa in the same cage. How will the kangroo get along with a pack of monkey crawling all over him and picking his kangroo hairy back and survive or will he escape from his nightmare?
Which direction will the kangroo take to escape his nightmare since he cant wake up? How will he survive from his nightmare involvement of pack of monkey from Africa and have virus called Tex Syndome in monkey dna.
4) Jen is a great massage at her job. She dream one day to give Tex Murphy massage at her job and hopefully she'll one day meet him. That dream came true. Tex Murphy walks in. Jen was exicted and shocked. She invited him without making a fool out of herself in front of Tex. What massage will she do to make Tex Murphy relax from having a tough time getting love of his life name Chelsee since Sylvia keep interrupting him from getting clsoe? However, Sylvia walks in and interrupted her peaceful moment to massage the greatest P.I of all. "I didn't dream of Sylvia in my massage place. This was a perfect moment. She has ruin my perfect dream. I have to find away to get rid of her."
What will Jen do to Sylvia to keep her away from Tex Murphy?
5) A mouse name Jerry (the poster here on this forum
Jerry and Tom both fought for control of the beautiful Wanda Peck and whoever win will be turned back into a human.
Jerry see Wanda Peck as a female mouse while Tom see Wanda peck as a female cat to set a even match between Jerry and Tom. So both Jerry the mouse and Tom the cat fought out each other to impress Wanda Peck on who the lucky guy to take. Who will win a battle and when the battle win 1 will magical turned back into a human of his actual form and other will suffer and be lonely for years and whether its Jerry or Tom win they get to be with the beautiful Wanda Peck and will live happy ever after...Jerry or Tom? Who will you pick and how that mouse will win or how that cat will win for the lovely Wanda Peck?
6) James started up his comic company that he dream one day. He had a lousy start but few years later he was on a roll and made millions of his comic series. He had a wonderful idea and story telling in his comic and sold success and made millions. He dream that with that millions of dollars he will give that money to Aaron Connor to make another TM trilogy that fans beg since 1998. However a evil comic company file law suit against James company that he stole their idea of story and comic series. They demand James to shutdown his comic company and all names and will be force to giveall his rights and revenue, names from comic series and his comic company names to evil comic company whom has the best lawyers in the state of Texas while James didn't have a good lawyer but that all he could afford. He is rightful owner of comic he made since he was a little kid. James need to prove it in court while the evil company put pressure on James with bunch of lies and such to prove to jury and to judge.
So how will James survive the biggest law suit in his life to reclaim that he is rightfully owner of his comic book series he drew since he was a kid while the evil company had a similiar comic series. It's was a tough case. James may lose his millions of dollars he had earn on comic series he sell in comic stores and people were buying it like success and was gonna give $10,000,000 to AC to help but at the last moment he got a call that there a multi-million lawsuit on comic series rights, etc..
James will win the law suit and keep millions of dollars he won and from lawsuit in court and then he finally can help Aaron Connor with bringing back Tex Murphy on our PC screen or will he lose to a evil comic company who has the best lawyers in the company and they never lost a case. How do you feel and which side will win?
thats it for now...
give me your pick and view.
So without further ado ...
1.) True or False? I have to say ... definitly true and false. You see, the mother rabbit can't kill the baby rabbit, because the mother rabbit has a motherly instinct. They're not like birds. At least I don't think so. More than likely the probable outcome would be the rabbit will take out the dog, and the human like the rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
2.) That's easy! He'll watch 60 minutes, because he's a Mr. goody two shoes, and does everything his wife tells him. Unless of course, over the course of the next few months, we find out that having a lack of Transfat in our diets causes us to be rebellious young people once again.
3.) Seeing as how the name of the kangaroo is Cubase, we'll all assume that he has the certain intelligence of another well known Austrailian by the same name, and go with the "He'll sit there, roll his eyes, and take it, all the while talking his head off, so his posts are higher than the monkey in question."
4.) That's another easy one. She'll do what any other female would do if another female was trying to move in on her territory ... Slap, slap, punch, bite, hair pull, slap, bite, bite ... are just some of the verbs involved. I would actually pay to see it ...
5.) Tom of course. Why? Because I'm fricken Tom! I'm a modern day Arnold in physique, and you could have only meant me. Besides, I crush mice. Especially any by the name of Jerry. I mean listen to that name. Jerry. Reminds me of Ben and Jerry's. Which in turn reminds me of Barry and Ira from City Slickers. Talk about two ugly people. Therefore, anybody with the name Jerry must be ugly. It's a rule.
6.) Of course the evil comic book company will win. I mean, hey, evil always wins. Nuff said.
This quiz was taken, and aced by the evilest most vile person on the message board ...
Mr. Malloy
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
RyanPatton wrote: 4) Jen is a great massage at her job. She dream one day to give Tex Murphy massage at her job and hopefully she'll one day meet him. That dream came true. Tex Murphy walks in. Jen was exicted and shocked. She invited him without making a fool out of herself in front of Tex. What massage will she do to make Tex Murphy relax from having a tough time getting love of his life name Chelsee since Sylvia keep interrupting him from getting clsoe? However, Sylvia walks in and interrupted her peaceful moment to massage the greatest P.I of all. "I didn't dream of Sylvia in my massage place. This was a perfect moment. She has ruin my perfect dream. I have to find away to get rid of her."
What will Jen do to Sylvia to keep her away from Tex Murphy?
Ah Ryan ryan ryan.....if you had only the slightest inkling to the wicked little thoughts in my head.....
