Going....Going....
I never spam.
-Fred
PS: That was an actual statement, not spam as evil communist pandas with switchblades would have you believe!
-Fred
PS: That was an actual statement, not spam as evil communist pandas with switchblades would have you believe!
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Sometimes a spambot signs in under my username and password. Like it's doing now. You can't hold responsible the real Jerry Dan, whose inviolable sense of fairness and dedication to true post-count competition would never suffer any spambot to assume his name and spam messageboards. Like it's doing now.
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By the way, how many times have you felt embarrassed when you disappointed the female lover in your life? No more. Millions are already benefiting from the medical breakthrough that the New York Times called "a true boon to love-making the world over" and the Washington Post claimed "made this reviewer a happier man and his wife a happier woman". I'm talking about a miracle here. Don't let yourself, and the woman who wants your love, miss <a href="http://www.listerine.com" target="_blank">your chance</a> for intimacy: when you want it, like you want it.
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean! 
(...but it takes a long take to get to England in a rowboat)
-Fred
(...but it takes a long take to get to England in a rowboat)
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!

