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Should the Colonel be killed off?

Actually, I'm at a loss. I originally had thought that the Col. escaped, and then I thought that he died at the Chameleon's hand. Wasn't it on a hidden camera disc in the col. closet? So I edited the change.

But if he did, heck yeah, why not a postcard of nubile women? Beautiful, sexually attractive, and physically mature. Didn't say it was a nudist colony. Nubile doesn't = porn.
Fred, you're quick. Got to it 1st.

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Nudity isn't Porn either...



The Colonel is at the end of UAKM sitting with Tex at the Brew and Stew... The Colonel is offering to go in as partners with Tex, suggesting he would put up the money if Tex does all the leg work... Then Eva comes and says a few things and the Colonel withdraws his offer {after Tex turned it down anyway} and takes off after Eva...
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Bafitis wrote:Nudity isn't Porn either...



The Colonel is at the end of UAKM sitting with Tex at the Brew and Stew... The Colonel is offering to go in as partners with Tex, suggesting he would put up the money if Tex does all the leg work... Then Eva comes and says a few things and the Colonel withdraws his offer {after Tex turned it down anyway} and takes off after Eva...
Maybe those two are still together today...
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I'm thinking Eva got tired of waiting for the Colonel to pop his necessary viagra dose during the throes of passion...either that or he suffered a major heart attack during an impromptu love making session with the goddess....I know I sure would have.
"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
adninsreaction wrote:I'm thinking Eva got tired of waiting for the Colonel to pop his necessary viagra dose during the throes of passion...either that or he suffered a major heart attack during an impromptu love making session with the goddess....I know I sure would have.
...and to come to that after years in the dangerous field of chasing criminals...
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I think he should be living out his retirement. Sending Tex a postcards sounds nice.
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Yeah I'm still for the Postcards myself... No need to kill Tex's Mentor...
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jcarnby wrote:
adninsreaction wrote:I'm thinking Eva got tired of waiting for the Colonel to pop his necessary viagra dose during the throes of passion...either that or he suffered a major heart attack during an impromptu love making session with the goddess....I know I sure would have.
...and to come to that after years in the dangerous field of chasing criminals...
hunting dangerous criminals is easy compared to an elderly man trying to get nasty with a sexy specimen of lady such as Eva.
"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Hey, it's the 2040s, we have no idea what kind of Meds are out... Just look at the Wife Malloy had, so it wouldn't be so far fetched for the Colonel to be with Eva... Gotta be some kind of Med out there that all these old farts have these young hot women and young bucks like Tex get stuck with Holo-Dates...
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Just look at the Wife Malloy had, so it wouldn't be so far fetched for the Colonel to be with Eva... Gotta be some kind of Med out there that all these old farts have these young hot women and young bucks like Tex get stuck with Holo-Dates...
A very astute observation.
Agreed...I never thought of it that way...hmmm....maybe by then Viagra has given way to "Viaload" That's sick...
"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Last edited by Bafitis on May 09, 2008 • 12:54 am, edited 2 times in total.
It no longer contributes to Blindness...

But if that is the case, we need to give Rook a hot woman... Maybe Melahn Tode???



Edited: Misspelling...
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I know a lot of the names in early Tex-games were kind of silly and full of innunendos. But does the name Melahn Tode mean anything? At all? Is it some kind of joke I don't understand?

Or is it just another made up name?

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Maybe it is suppose to be funny because it sounds like Toad???
She was about as smart as a Toad that's for sure...
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