Unofficial Tex Murphy

And along came the ostrich.

-Fred

GarySogar wrote:Peanut butter lasts longer.

I put peanut butter on the said above mentioned...it was good...and everyone was happy.

So, I would write something witty here, but I'm too busy wondering what freepizza's big secret is Fred's ostrich has its head in the sand but I'm above ground and looking out for clues.

Jen wrote:But alas........even Jim only knows PART of the story. It's a meandering tale filled with moral degradation, satin clown suits, and copious amount of non dairy whipped creamer.

The evocative details go with me to my grave !!

OK Jen, you win.........this time. But, next time I want all the sordid details. Especially the part about the whipped cream; sounds oh so good!

You guys are way off....the secret is that there is no secret..because everyone here knows that I am in love with Jen, but she will not have me because of the moles on my back that have an odd heart-shape formation....sad story indeed.

Aw, c'mon? Who doesn't love Jen?

-Fred

And I adore you too!!!

What is sweeter than a man holding a rose?


Now adninsreaction, be fair. The reason we can never be is because I'm already deeply in love with someone on the board.

Jen wrote:Now adninsreaction, be fair. The reason we can never be is because I'm already deeply in love with someone on the board.

Well Jen, I'm flattered... but like I said to you before; you're going to have to wait your turn.

For the record, I think Fred is being slapped by the rose... after which he said "No, you misunderstood: I said 'do I make you thorny?"

-Cub. =o)

Cubase wrote:

Jen wrote:Now adninsreaction, be fair. The reason we can never be is because I'm already deeply in love with someone on the board.

Well Jen, I'm flattered... but like I said to you before; you're going to have to wait your turn.

For the record, I think Fred is being slapped by the rose... after which he said "No, you misunderstood: I said 'do I make you thorny?"

-Cub. =o)

Wow! ROFL! Yes, that was quite funny, but you did get one thing wrong. It is "me" she's talking about. I mean c'mon .... You all seen me. I'm simply intoxicating to look at. I could probably go into modeling or something but I didn't want to get hooked on smack, so you know.

And don't get me wrong Jen, I don't blame you either. I would be deeply in love with me too.

AWW who are we all kidding. It's probably Aaron Conners anyway. He gets all the hot women.

edit - By the way, I always thought the rose was smacking him too. Just ... you know for the record.

Mr. Thomas Malloy wrote:edit - By the way, I always thought the rose was smacking him too. Just ... you know for the record.

I like the other idea someone posted (might of been Jim the old guy) that he is actually sleeping on the rose whilst standing up outside. Maybe he suffers from insomnia and its his practised method for getting a good nights sleep.

Someone on the board? Now I *am* intrigued.

Also, the rose was put against my cheek by my then-time girlfriend (now ex) as she snapped the picture. It's one of the few pictures I have of myself worth a damn.

I avoid pictures.

-Fred

In retrospect this topic didn't really need to go on the general board. Though I wouldn't take it back now, a very entertaining read.

freepizza wrote:In retrospect this topic didn't really need to go on the general board.

Amen. Remember folks, PMs are your friends!

Now... you know who; you must take the secret wink-wink to the you know where. The alienation of everyone else is essential to this mission.

-Cub. =o)

Alien Nation? I loved that show!

You guys are terribly vain and self-centered thinking YOU are the one(s) Jen loves. Everyone knows the old saying: "The older the violin the sweeter the music." Ergo, it is none other than.......................drum roll please..................ME!!! Yes, Jen loves TOG. I mean, think of it! What more beautiful relationship can there be than a young, interlligent, not to mention beautiful woman like Jen falling for an old, decrepit, one-foot-in-the-grave man like me who has a 100 million dollar life insurance policy with her named beneficiary? AH! True love! Brings tears to my eyes.