No doubt about it, I need to get a new hat.
Well, after a bit of haggeling, and money laundering, just a few robbed banks, and hitting the bookies one final time, I have finally amassed enough money to buy me a desktop computer setup. I have an AMD "superultrafastleavesyourcomputerinthedust" model, with 2000 and something RAM, and I'm happy. So I'm back until something else happens in my life to take me away.
The only problem I have is my DSL ... ugh. I swear to god, sometimes it runs slower than dialup, and I have no idea why. It's probably the state of the phonelines in my house, or the security system fudging with it. I have no idea, but I will get to the bottom to this. Anyhow, HI EVERYBODY (In my best Dr. Nick voice) ...
Well, after a bit of haggeling, and money laundering, just a few robbed banks, and hitting the bookies one final time, I have finally amassed enough money to buy me a desktop computer setup. I have an AMD "superultrafastleavesyourcomputerinthedust" model, with 2000 and something RAM, and I'm happy. So I'm back until something else happens in my life to take me away.
The only problem I have is my DSL ... ugh. I swear to god, sometimes it runs slower than dialup, and I have no idea why. It's probably the state of the phonelines in my house, or the security system fudging with it. I have no idea, but I will get to the bottom to this. Anyhow, HI EVERYBODY (In my best Dr. Nick voice) ...
I'm not fat ... I'm festively plump.
