OK, so I'm guilty of stealing one of Stu's pics and making it my new avatar. So, what are ya gonna do about it? See the gun on the table? Need an extra hole in your head? Get the point? Sue me! Get in line! I'll even tell ya where I live. 
God that felt good!
God that felt good!
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
Jim,
Any chance of you becoming a gun for hire? Because, if so, there's a certain someone who I need taken care of /wink. Her name begins with a J and ends with "en." No.... that's too obvious, let's just say someone who's name rhymes with Glenn needs a little "help" getting somewhere. No, they'll know exactly who we mean... Darn, this is hard. Okay, I got it! Let's just say I need Jen killed.
Ah, crap! That really gave it a way
~Keck
Much love, Jen
Any chance of you becoming a gun for hire? Because, if so, there's a certain someone who I need taken care of /wink. Her name begins with a J and ends with "en." No.... that's too obvious, let's just say someone who's name rhymes with Glenn needs a little "help" getting somewhere. No, they'll know exactly who we mean... Darn, this is hard. Okay, I got it! Let's just say I need Jen killed.
Ah, crap! That really gave it a way
~Keck
Much love, Jen
Wouldn't be much of a murder mystery to be honest
And since did you get to play with guns, Jim? Put that down right now before you hurt yourself!
-Fred
PS: It would be kinda funny to hear the newscasters though... Yes, I can picture it now: "Disgruntled Geritol-consumer goes postal in online forum, deathtoll in the single digits and... sinking, as CPR is performed on the three people having laughed their ass off!"
And since did you get to play with guns, Jim? Put that down right now before you hurt yourself!
-Fred
PS: It would be kinda funny to hear the newscasters though... Yes, I can picture it now: "Disgruntled Geritol-consumer goes postal in online forum, deathtoll in the single digits and... sinking, as CPR is performed on the three people having laughed their ass off!"
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
