Buddy o' mine's getting hitched
So of course, we, as his very loving, caring and above all respectful friends, had to take the absolute piss out of him (not to mention get him drunk beyond belief).
We started the day by giving him a mug with a bicycle-bell attached to it - every time he rang it, he got a refill of alcohol. Thereafter we blindfolded him, and took him up a mountaintop where he got to rappel down the side (about 30 meters I'd say) while we watched, filmed and took pictures. He had a lot of fun (he has a fear of heights) and he loved every minute of it, he's a believer in facing one's fears. We were all very proud of him when he made it down, and after that, we gave him his 2nd beer.
At this point, more alcohol was given to him, he was blindfolded again, and we drove off to a farmstead where we'd arranged to have him dressed up as a bunny-rabbit, so we could chase him around with paintball-guns. He swore a bloody revenge on us as we chased his fluffy tail around a large field. Afterwards we had us a couple of rounds of standard 4v4 paintball, which was good fun.
After this followed a trip to the showers, some pizza, and a helluva lot more alcohol! He was then equipped with a king's scepter that rattled loudly and a proper viking helmet! The party lasted until early morning, and we all crashed at a friend's place. We woke up today, all in (shamelessly) excellent shape.
My plane landed about an hour ago, so now my plan is to get some proper food, a shower, and then I'm getting some shut-eye in my own bed.
Sleeping on the floor is nice enough if you're in desperate need of sleep - but nothing beats the comfort of one's own bed!
The weekend has been declared a success!
I'll post some funny pictures when I get my hands on some
-Fred
We started the day by giving him a mug with a bicycle-bell attached to it - every time he rang it, he got a refill of alcohol. Thereafter we blindfolded him, and took him up a mountaintop where he got to rappel down the side (about 30 meters I'd say) while we watched, filmed and took pictures. He had a lot of fun (he has a fear of heights) and he loved every minute of it, he's a believer in facing one's fears. We were all very proud of him when he made it down, and after that, we gave him his 2nd beer.
At this point, more alcohol was given to him, he was blindfolded again, and we drove off to a farmstead where we'd arranged to have him dressed up as a bunny-rabbit, so we could chase him around with paintball-guns. He swore a bloody revenge on us as we chased his fluffy tail around a large field. Afterwards we had us a couple of rounds of standard 4v4 paintball, which was good fun.
After this followed a trip to the showers, some pizza, and a helluva lot more alcohol! He was then equipped with a king's scepter that rattled loudly and a proper viking helmet! The party lasted until early morning, and we all crashed at a friend's place. We woke up today, all in (shamelessly) excellent shape.
My plane landed about an hour ago, so now my plan is to get some proper food, a shower, and then I'm getting some shut-eye in my own bed.
Sleeping on the floor is nice enough if you're in desperate need of sleep - but nothing beats the comfort of one's own bed!
The weekend has been declared a success!
I'll post some funny pictures when I get my hands on some
-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
Sounds like great fun. Hope you're well recuperated.
That takes me back to my own bachelor party. We stayed all night in an old, abandoned shack on a friend's farm. The best part was cooking a sausage and eggs breakfast the next morning over an open fire. Good times!
That takes me back to my own bachelor party. We stayed all night in an old, abandoned shack on a friend's farm. The best part was cooking a sausage and eggs breakfast the next morning over an open fire. Good times!
Never too late for coffee, never too early for beer.