13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

No wondered our country is messed up lately.:(
What a pity kid for doing that.
Hookers must be out of their mind.
the kid might make a future as politician and even his dad is lawyer.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390- ... ookers.htm
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
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Pink boots

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
AHHhhhhh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahaaaah... hah-hah... aaahh... hhhh...


Hhhh...

Jebus. I haven't laughed like that in months...

Ah-huh...

*Wipes away tears*

Oh my god, that was the best story I've heard all year.

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
*shakes head and just walks away*

*of course I'm laughing my ass off as I walk away*
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Well....there we go then.... :?
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So you can hire someone to play Halo with you? Sounds fair. Reminds me of a good Chris Rock joke:

"So I'm walking down the street, right? And I saw this prostitute, right? And I said, 'How much?' She said, 'For $300, I'll do anything you want.' I said, 'B***h, paint my house!'" :lol:
I'm thinking about hiring a couple of girls to give me massages while I play some Tex... :mrgreen:

A grand a night, huh... I wonder if they can get me one that looks like Anna Nicole Smith, I could go for some Strip Parcheesi...
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Now this story really saved my day.
Note to myself : start breathing, stop laughing, start brea... oh dammit I can´t help it what a great story. :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh man! You mean escorts will play Halo!? Oh man!

*picks up phone*


HAHAHA great story all the same! I think the kid is perfect to be the next politician!


-Cub. =o)
Yo lady, check it! We're midgets, awright? We runnaway fromma circus, is what we be doin'! We jus' happen to be really into world of warcraft... which we play on the road a lot... Yeah... Got me a lvl 70 mage an' alla 'dat! So... youse fine ladies wanna hang wi' me an' my crew, play some Halo? Come back ta ma crib, we show you how we be rollin', yo!

My gods...

-Fred

PS - Disclaimer: I don't know if the kid was white or black (although today they all talk the same anyway) but it just sounded funner to me this way. Also, I know funner is not a word.
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
:lol: Nice one Fred . And I imagine it probably went down pretty much the way you described it.
Oh man the circus thing is hilarious. But what am I saying the article is blasting from one highlight to the next.

And then this sentence in the article:Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay.
To me that sounds like Beavis and Butthead language, and thats why I believe Freds version is authentic. I´d love to see a pic of these guys, they probably ARE Midgets wearing Beavis and Butthead T-Shirts.

I don´t know if this has any point but still can´t get over that article. :lol: :lol:
Ryan doesn't post often but when he does it's unforgettable. Thanks, ol' buddy. Enjoyed that one.

Uh, anyone got an Xbox I can borrow?
"If you look to me for illumination, you better have a flashlight!"
I do Jim, if I can get a piece of them Oreos :D

-Fred
Pirates, vampires, zombies, ninjas, ghouls, aliens, goblins, monsters, robots, sorcerers, undead, werewolves, demons, mutated dinosaur-cyborgs and those pesky phone salesmen! The shotgun is a one-size-fits-all solution!
No wondered our country is messed up lately.
No. That's what makes this country Great!
13...wow. Let's see..when I was thirteen, I totally rocked out some oreos and dr. pepper....and I believe if I were to spend all night playing games with hookers, at that time the game of choice would have been Eternal Champions: challenge from the dark side on the sega cd. That would have kicked ass. Of course, I would have gone ahead with the sexual services because I was, even at that age, a pimp daddy. 8)
"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
Lets rewind for a moment... If I were to go back to 13 the biggest things on my list would be, not in any order:


1. Getting Laid... {yes at that age} {the truth is once a guy starts that's all he wants for at least 2 decades}
2. Beating the Original Metal Gear...
3. Trying to remember where I put my Mega Man Pass Codes...
4. Figuring out another way to Avoid Homework...
5. Getting the Dirt Bike away from the house without getting caught...
6. Evading the police on the Dirt Bike I finally got away from the house... {they were a lot more strict back then}
7. Figuring out ways to sneak out...
8. Finding new places to go when playing hooky...
9. Trying Desperately to get out of Family functions...
10. Getting Laid... {yes at that age} {the truth is once a guy starts that's all he wants for at least 2 decades}



Yeah, I guess that about sums up childhood... :D
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