Unofficial Tex Murphy

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see the things I'd started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off 4 tins of cider, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocolets.

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Hah, good stuff.

Yep... That will give you inner Peace alright... Though I wouldn't recommend showing up at Court after finishing things you had started...

rofl thats a good one ill remember this one.

Your inner peace has you in pieces.

And that was a funny post by the way.

Great post, DL.

However, you might want to start watching different shows.

WHAT???
You didn't get to the RAT POISON????

Jim the old guy wrote:Great post, DL.

However, you might want to start watching different shows.

Zing!

-Cub. =o)