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Need a Vice President

I'm running for President of the United States this year since I'm not pleased with the choices this year. Barrack Obama and John McCain think I should be held responsible for other people's failures on Wall Street which is simply unacceptable. I'm also mad at Obama for getting in the way of the Clinton reference in Pandora coming true.

So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to put my name down on the checkbox where you can vote for other. And I'm still going to my free Krispy Kreme donut for voting. So anyone interested in being the vice president in my campaigning?
I wouldn't take either of those Jobs, no matter what the pay is... I believe President is 250,000 a year {non-taxed}, I'm not sure what the VP makes...
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Bafitis wrote:I wouldn't take either of those Jobs, no matter what the pay is... I believe President is 250,000 a year {non-taxed}, I'm not sure what the VP makes...
Actually it's at least $400,000 now.
Can I be the Veep? :D

-Fred

(Ooh! Pick me! Me!! Meeeee!! Pick me!)
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What is the president's salary?

The President of the United States earns $400,000 a year.
The vice president's annual salary is $221,100.
Yeah it is that high now, way too much if you ask me... With Obama it will most likely be increased to 500,000... First Black President Bonus and all that... lol
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Sure Fred. I assume the last name is Buer right? And what's your phone number is case the media wants to contact you?
I want to be Secretary Of Defense if you do get Elected... I got some Mad Skills in Strategic Operations...



I can also sub as Secretary Of The Treasury, I know a lot of *cough* Money *cough* Laundrying *cough* Skills, *cough* I mean a lot of ways to Save Money... 8)
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Heh, I'm untouchable. That's what I get for not being a Merican ;)

-Fred
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I think the most important, and most overlooked part of this post is you get a free donut for voting.

I'm ridiculously jealous of this electoral benefit and demand reparation for the donuts I have never gotten from Election Canada.
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I'd rather vote Conners/Jones
Baftis your Secretary of Defense position has approved. Also another reason I dont want to vote for Obama is because he could get assasinated.

And JolietJane Jones and Conners dont have to be running for you to vote for them. You can even put down dead people.
John Ashcroft lost to a dead man in Missouri. Fact.

The dead guy was probably less scary.

Also, Conners and Jones have a more important job :P

-Fred
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Bjyman wrote:Baftis your Secretary of Defense position has approved. Also another reason I dont want to vote for Obama is because he could get assasinated.

And JolietJane Jones and Conners dont have to be running for you to vote for them. You can even put down dead people.
To be considered for write in status you have to be approved which takes signatures.
Travis Jacobs

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We got those... We are using the Signatures from all the Tex Murphy Petitions over the years... 8)
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Illegal votes by legal voters are still counted as None of the Above. You could even vote for Tex Murphy.