Hi all just me michel pronk
Just wanted to schare my daily email spamm for your all enjoyment.
I was thinking what kind of person do they think we are by sending us this crap ehh sorry usefull mails with lots of information.
Acording to the junk mail i get daily i am.
1 - Adicted to medications the kind u cant spell becouse this is the kind of text they use "[email protected] RE:FW:PER:MA:NE:NTE:NLA:RGIoevoi"
2 - I need to get my ass back to shool "Univ. of Phoenix <[email protected]>
Part Internet. Part Classroom. Pure Genius."
3 - I win more prizes gift sertificats iPop's PS2 then there are peaple in my country (Too bad the small print tels me "Only for residents of USA or CANADA")
4 - I seem to want a new wife seeing at all the nice dating services that want to help me find that special one (I even got one from a cristian website that would find me the perfect pride that also has cristian beliefs)
Thats just the top 5 for this week i cant wait to find out what kind of things i need next week dont u all too.
Funny thing is that's just my hotmail account u know the ones i mean the ones who just settled a lawsuit with real audio for only 750+ miljon dollars so they can not both combat the evil iPod empire together. Anyways to get back to HOTMAIL they at one point told me i needed to pay more for their nice servises becouse they needed to set up several new servers to hanndle their mail. I thought wow thats cool but cant u just instead stop all that junkmail from geting on your networks and not force everyone to use spammfillters becouse u are to lazy to do it yourself.
Ohh well im ranting once more arent i
I wanted to tell u i have babies 70 or so yes seventy or more.
Yes i see u frowning i have new babie fish "Platys" there my wifes new hoby tropical fish i got a 350 littre aquarium now realy kool ill try and get some picters if u all want to see emm.
Well its only half past 1 in the morning haha so im of to bed see you all laters
Just wanted to schare my daily email spamm for your all enjoyment.
I was thinking what kind of person do they think we are by sending us this crap ehh sorry usefull mails with lots of information.
Acording to the junk mail i get daily i am.
1 - Adicted to medications the kind u cant spell becouse this is the kind of text they use "[email protected] RE:FW:PER:MA:NE:NTE:NLA:RGIoevoi"
2 - I need to get my ass back to shool "Univ. of Phoenix <[email protected]>
Part Internet. Part Classroom. Pure Genius."
3 - I win more prizes gift sertificats iPop's PS2 then there are peaple in my country (Too bad the small print tels me "Only for residents of USA or CANADA")
4 - I seem to want a new wife seeing at all the nice dating services that want to help me find that special one (I even got one from a cristian website that would find me the perfect pride that also has cristian beliefs)
Thats just the top 5 for this week i cant wait to find out what kind of things i need next week dont u all too.
Funny thing is that's just my hotmail account u know the ones i mean the ones who just settled a lawsuit with real audio for only 750+ miljon dollars so they can not both combat the evil iPod empire together. Anyways to get back to HOTMAIL they at one point told me i needed to pay more for their nice servises becouse they needed to set up several new servers to hanndle their mail. I thought wow thats cool but cant u just instead stop all that junkmail from geting on your networks and not force everyone to use spammfillters becouse u are to lazy to do it yourself.
Ohh well im ranting once more arent i
I wanted to tell u i have babies 70 or so yes seventy or more.
Yes i see u frowning i have new babie fish "Platys" there my wifes new hoby tropical fish i got a 350 littre aquarium now realy kool ill try and get some picters if u all want to see emm.
Well its only half past 1 in the morning haha so im of to bed see you all laters
I agree that spam can be a real pain in the ass. I've always been baffled at how little security and verification is required to send emails which is probably the major contributor to the problem. If somebody comes up with a sure fire way to put a stop to spammers, I'm sure they'll make alot of money out of it.
A few months ago I found out that I supposedly had won 1 million US Dollars in some kind of lottery that I never even took place in. I found out through the e-mail that my e-mail address via a computer ballot system was drawn from 20,000 companies and over 30,000,000 individual e-mail addresses.
To claim the prize I should contact a specific phone number or e-mail address. I figured "what the hell", so I replied to the message and told them that I wanted proof that it was the real deal and they sent me a message saying I should fill out an application and send back to them in order for them to transfer the money to my bank. The only problem was - they wanted my bank information and they couldn't guarantee that things would go as smooth as they claimed it would be. I also had to pay for non-residential processing which was a fee of € 550.00 in order for the pay-out bank to process the application so my million dollars could be transferred. I thought I'd go a bit further and tell them just to deduct the € 550.00 from my winning prize and then transfer the money to me. That ought to be possible, but noooo ... that's not how it was meant to be, so I just told them to do certain things to themselves, made them aware of the crime they committed and never to contact me again. Now that was a bit of fun. Never heard from them again
Apart from this experience I almost never receive spam mails on my work e-mail address but I receive spam on a regular basis on my other addresses and that can also be hygiene products, casino mails, advertisements in portuguese (from brasilians) that I don't understand and so on
To claim the prize I should contact a specific phone number or e-mail address. I figured "what the hell", so I replied to the message and told them that I wanted proof that it was the real deal and they sent me a message saying I should fill out an application and send back to them in order for them to transfer the money to my bank. The only problem was - they wanted my bank information and they couldn't guarantee that things would go as smooth as they claimed it would be. I also had to pay for non-residential processing which was a fee of € 550.00 in order for the pay-out bank to process the application so my million dollars could be transferred. I thought I'd go a bit further and tell them just to deduct the € 550.00 from my winning prize and then transfer the money to me. That ought to be possible, but noooo ... that's not how it was meant to be, so I just told them to do certain things to themselves, made them aware of the crime they committed and never to contact me again. Now that was a bit of fun. Never heard from them again
Apart from this experience I almost never receive spam mails on my work e-mail address but I receive spam on a regular basis on my other addresses and that can also be hygiene products, casino mails, advertisements in portuguese (from brasilians) that I don't understand and so on
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I don't actually get spam to my Hotmail (or if I do I guess its rare). But I reckon thats because I treat it as a private address and only hand it out to sign up to important/privacy-assured places and friends etc. Thats the best way to avoid spam I've found: not showing it to all those spam bots floating around the net harvesting addresses by the thousands! 
I have a separate Yahoo address that I use as a catch-all address. So this is what I use to hand out publicly if necessary, or to sign up to random stuff (forums and all that) or for things that I know will give me a lot of email that I won't necessarilly always want to read immediately (like a mailing/news list or whatever). That gets tons of spam mail. 90% goes to the Junk folder the others that slip through just get deleted by me without opening (you can always spot them 9 times out of 10).
By the way check out:
http://www.spamusement.com
I have a separate Yahoo address that I use as a catch-all address. So this is what I use to hand out publicly if necessary, or to sign up to random stuff (forums and all that) or for things that I know will give me a lot of email that I won't necessarilly always want to read immediately (like a mailing/news list or whatever). That gets tons of spam mail. 90% goes to the Junk folder the others that slip through just get deleted by me without opening (you can always spot them 9 times out of 10).
By the way check out:
http://www.spamusement.com
(Ruri_Ayanami from the old Tex Murphy ezboard).
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
"I don't believe in intuition, don't know why... just a feeling." - Tex Murphy
HAHA seeing all those nice mails makes me think
Is every on on earth dickless in need of tripple D boobs and with a universety degree in bullshitt and a miljonair that can start his own target shop with all the free ipods consoles cars we won.
haha i realy liked your nerve story JIM gave me a big lought haha..
laters all
Is every on on earth dickless in need of tripple D boobs and with a universety degree in bullshitt and a miljonair that can start his own target shop with all the free ipods consoles cars we won.
haha i realy liked your nerve story JIM gave me a big lought haha..
laters all