In addition to constantly picking fights with yours truly and other upstanding members of our community, it appears that none other than freepizza, who occasionally masquerades as a human being under the name of "Travis" (really, who calls themselves "Travis" these days?!) is even more foul than previously recognized.
He has revealed to me via private correspondence, which I will make public upon request, that not only did he only play an hour's worth of Overseer, he never finished the Pandora Directive.
Such mistakes could be forgiven in many among us, whether from struggling to keep up with new technology, from being new initiates to the Tex Murphy games, or for not being able to get the games up and running on their machines. I have nothing but sincerest sympathy for these souls, and pray earnestly for their betterment. However, for this one who has once tasted the goodness of Tex Murphy, having finished UAKM and had the subsequent games installed on his computer several years ago, to have turned his back on the goodness of Tex Murphy and then fake knowledge and affection for Tex Murphy in a disingenuous fashion, is simply unconscionable.
And if this weren't enough of a display of his dangerous savagery, when he intermittently stops blabbing around his disdain for the earlier Big Finish games, he has threatened to write a fallacious "expose" accusing Chris Jones and Aaron Conners of planning to abscond with the funds raised by the Kickstarter campaign and use them to selfish and otherwise improper ends.
For these crimes and misdemeanors (if there is even an example of something so insignificant as a misdemeanor in the long list of freepizza's sordid dealings), I declare the hitherto cited misdeeds unforgiveable and the responsible miscreant deserving of our severest censure. Holding firmly to hope for the deviant's restitution, restoration, and rehabilitation, but feeling it writhing uncomfortably within my grasp, I remain dutifully
Jerry P. Dan, esq.
(N.B. Key parts of this are not entirely untrue.)
He has revealed to me via private correspondence, which I will make public upon request, that not only did he only play an hour's worth of Overseer, he never finished the Pandora Directive.
Such mistakes could be forgiven in many among us, whether from struggling to keep up with new technology, from being new initiates to the Tex Murphy games, or for not being able to get the games up and running on their machines. I have nothing but sincerest sympathy for these souls, and pray earnestly for their betterment. However, for this one who has once tasted the goodness of Tex Murphy, having finished UAKM and had the subsequent games installed on his computer several years ago, to have turned his back on the goodness of Tex Murphy and then fake knowledge and affection for Tex Murphy in a disingenuous fashion, is simply unconscionable.
And if this weren't enough of a display of his dangerous savagery, when he intermittently stops blabbing around his disdain for the earlier Big Finish games, he has threatened to write a fallacious "expose" accusing Chris Jones and Aaron Conners of planning to abscond with the funds raised by the Kickstarter campaign and use them to selfish and otherwise improper ends.
For these crimes and misdemeanors (if there is even an example of something so insignificant as a misdemeanor in the long list of freepizza's sordid dealings), I declare the hitherto cited misdeeds unforgiveable and the responsible miscreant deserving of our severest censure. Holding firmly to hope for the deviant's restitution, restoration, and rehabilitation, but feeling it writhing uncomfortably within my grasp, I remain dutifully
Jerry P. Dan, esq.
(N.B. Key parts of this are not entirely untrue.)
~ Member: Tex Murphy's Mutant League, Crazy 888's Chapter~
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
Last edited by joliet_jane on May 22, 2012 • 1:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
What? Really? Can you post links to evidence?
CJ cannot abscond with any money. We know where he works!
CJ cannot abscond with any money. We know where he works!
At first I thought it was, and then I thought it wasn't, now I think it is again...Bjyman wrote:Sounds like a joke to me.
This Kickstarter is making me so nervous.
Careful, Joilet Jane. I'm close to declaring you a freepizza sympathizer. If that weren't such a heavy charge, I'd accuse you of it outright, but in my forbearance I will give you opportunity to clarify your remarks: Do you or do you not renounce, disavow, reject, and repudiate all association with said malefactor?
~ Member: Tex Murphy's Mutant League, Crazy 888's Chapter~
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
I have never actually played Overseer beyond Tex's office. I am determined to play the superior DVD version and refuse to play the CD version, but my plan to rebuild an old PC to do it failed. For your candor, you are absolved...on the condition that you affirm that you have in fact played all the way through the Pandora Directive. No penance is sufficient for that shortcoming, save correcting the mistake in as timely a manner as is feasible, or faster if possible.
~ Member: Tex Murphy's Mutant League, Crazy 888's Chapter~
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
I wouldn't worry about it. If Tex never leaves the office, nothing bad can ever happen to him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tygwUYQ4G3E&feature=plcp
But wait... that means I aided others in the not-playing-of-Pandora! Ohhh nooooo!
I played it several times. I even posted videos of the different endings to YouTube!Jerry Dan wrote:For your candor, you are absolved...on the condition that you affirm that you have in fact played all the way through the Pandora Directive. No penance is sufficient for that shortcoming, save correcting the mistake in as timely a manner as is feasible, or faster if possible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tygwUYQ4G3E&feature=plcp
But wait... that means I aided others in the not-playing-of-Pandora! Ohhh nooooo!
A fine exception you are, sir. I will not impute a pizza's sins to an innocent frog.Frogacuda wrote:Someone is giving us Travises a bad name. I won't stand for it.
~ Member: Tex Murphy's Mutant League, Crazy 888's Chapter~
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
*Revitalizing Old San Francisco's Chandler Avenue District With Style*
(also known as Steve Douglas, but usually by people less awesome than UTMers)
