Unofficial Tex Murphy

If you could be an informant for Tex Murphy, what name would you have? Would you be norm or mutant? I would be the scaly-skinned mutant informer Johnny "Scales" Libra, my name would have a lot of *weight* on the street and I'd have *well-balanced* variety of information.

I would be a norm named Gordon Ramsay. I would tell Tex "I got some RAAAWWW info you bumbling donkey!

It won't matter, because I'll never have my head shoved into a water cooler. And nothing can top that.

(And I'm secretly hoping AC reads this and thinks "Challenge accepted!")

As for being a street informant, I'd be Mitch Kitsch the Snitch, my plans go off without a hitch, which? Itchin' the itch of your favorite b*tch, you comin' after me to pitch me inna ditch with a forty-five through the head 'till my leg twitch. I won' die rich, it wasn't worth it for no witch, but my mutation let's me rise from the dead like a lich. Drop your gun, turn around an' face the music, 'cuz it's time for a switch.

...Please, don't tell anyone I wrote freestyle rap lyrics, okay?

-Fred

Oh, trust me: your secret is safe with me. I would never tell anyone you write rap lyrics

Wrote! Past tense! It was only the once!

-Fred

I liked it! I may do my own Tex Murphy rap! 80's style, when I could actually stand to listen to it!