Unofficial Tex Murphy

Okay folks, here is the OFFICIAL thread for the caption entries...

As the rules state, you are only allowed ONE entry in this thread. If you wish to practise your skills, or have multiple entries, please forward yourself to the Practise Thread, where you are allowed as many 'non-official' entries as you want.



Anyway folks, let's get the ball rolling with image number 1 from Under a Killing Moon:





Good luck everyone!

"Yup!, Time for some pilates!"

...it took a book his mom sent him 'Learn Yoga Or Die Tryin' to help Tex overcome his bourbon addiction.

Why? Because I can.

"The next time the Colonel tells me to pull his finger, I'll tell him to get lost!"

Sylvia was right, this position really IS uncomfortable!

Yep, they're size nine alright

This will teach me to combine lewies chily with smoking.

The case wasn't going well, so I tried to look at it from a different angle.

Hoping to impress Chelsey, Tex practiced until he got it right.

"Anyone can put pants on 'one leg at a time.'" Tex, with the help of his friend Jack extends his energies to the next level.

"Wow! What a blast!
Phooo [Sigh of Relief]! Good thing I put on a pair of clean socks this morning, and that it didn't blow my pants off else this might be awkward..."

"Okay... So what does this OTHER button do..?"

-Fred

"Yup! I think the chair is DEFINITELY broken!!!"

"Just like my knees, gives out when I need them the most."

next time i'll leave the prozac for the decorator