Unofficial Tex Murphy

Posted: **April 21, 2006 • 9:30 pm**

Enjoy!!!!!
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uakmp

Posted: **April 21, 2006 • 10:53 pm**

"Well hello there, ms. Bando. Fancy meeting you here..."

-Fred

Posted: **April 21, 2006 • 11:54 pm**

It was at that very moment Tex realized that Nilo had done more than just eat his porridge.

Posted: **April 22, 2006 • 5:47 am**

For my next balloon trick I shall make, Dolly Parton! TADA!

Posted: **April 22, 2006 • 6:11 am**

Maybe Chelsee could afford a holodate with Cary Grant, but until my next case came along I was stuck with a doll called Wanda.

Posted: **April 22, 2006 • 7:29 am**

Maybe I am being a idiot by talking to a doll but this doll sure do remind me of my client Syliva when she first walk through the door.

Posted: **April 22, 2006 • 10:55 am**

He those cheap dumies for shooting practice only work once.

Posted: **April 22, 2006 • 9:25 pm**

That's the last time I buy anything at a Tijuana roadside stand.....there's no candy in here...

Jen

Posted: **April 22, 2006 • 9:25 pm**

You're my only friend on this island.

Posted: **April 23, 2006 • 8:44 am**

"Hmm, Marilyn seems to have sprung a leak."

Posted: **April 23, 2006 • 9:01 am**

"The guy who sold me this guitar shaped like Jayne Mansfield neglected to tell me it was missing a G string"

Posted: **April 23, 2006 • 10:28 am**

Tex(on one knee): "Look, I know we've only known each other a short time, but... I feel we have so much in common... what I'm trying to say is... let's tie the knot..."

Posted: **April 24, 2006 • 3:16 am**

"Hmmmm... what would be better: oxygen or helium??"

Posted: **April 24, 2006 • 10:00 am**

To all my dear Tex fans - if you think I'm perverted, please notice my left hand.

Posted: **April 24, 2006 • 12:03 pm**

"Whats this? Property of Aaron Conners...Where have I heard that name before."

Unofficial Tex Murphy

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