Unofficial Tex Murphy

Well, as you can plainly see, I had an interesting childhood. Seems I've always been attracted to the fairer sex while not being the least bit curious. Captions anyone?

Hey! Post #777! That's a lot better than 666.

Alas, Jim, no jackpot this time.

Here's a caption for ya:

"Haha you no wearin' diaper!!"

There you go

I changed my avatar too, to reflect me playing world of warcraft (yes, I'm one of THOSE people.) Been playing with some proper high-end gear for a long time now, undead mage name o' Pharlander. DPS stands for Damage Per Second, which is what mages are all about. Good fun, to be honest.

You can find me on the Aszune(EU) server if you're another one of THOSE people (Y'know... addicted to world of warcrack)

-Fred

Fred Buer wrote:Here's a caption for ya:

"Haha you no wearin' diaper!!"

There you go

I changed my avatar too, to reflect me playing world of warcraft (yes, I'm one of THOSE people.) Been playing with some proper high-end gear for a long time now, undead mage name o' Pharlander. DPS stands for Damage Per Second, which is what mages are all about. Good fun, to be honest.

You can find me on the Aszune(EU) server if you're another one of THOSE people (Y'know... addicted to world of warcrack)

-Fred

Thats funny im on the same server with Hapy my level 60 paly my wife has a toon there too a level 37 warlock

And to JTOG somehow the words "dirty young g..." spring to my mind

I'll drag my mage through Ironforge in search of Hapy the pally then

And good times will be had by all!

-Fred

I think you have all missed what is really going on in this picture. Jim is trying to flip that poor girl into the water.

As far as why you are choosing this avatar, JTOG, I think you're trying to "skirt" the issue.

Clearly a blatantly false picture. Everybody knows that when JTOG was that age, you were still in danger of being squashed by a stampede of mammuths. JTOG is SO old that he once had a pet Triceratops named 'Hornstar'. When JTOG went to Europe he got conscripted to fight in the Napoleon Wars. JTOG is SO old that he invented the wheel. JTOG is SO old he's got a t-shirt saying "I Witnessed The Big Bang And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt". And we all know that JTOG was at the party the night before the dawn of time, which, as well all know, was the night of the 6th day of creation, where God Almighty and JTOG got acquainted with alcohol and subsequently sat around creating the weirdest forms of life on the planet; namely the Dodo-bird, the Blowfish, the Platypus and Uwe Boll.



-Fred

Fred!!!

Jim!!!

-Fred

Fred Buer wrote:Clearly a blatantly false picture. Everybody knows that when JTOG was that age, you were still in danger of being squashed by a stampede of mammuths. JTOG is SO old that he once had a pet Triceratops named 'Hornstar'. When JTOG went to Europe he got conscripted to fight in the Napoleon Wars. JTOG is SO old that he invented the wheel. JTOG is SO old he's got a t-shirt saying "I Witnessed The Big Bang And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt". And we all know that JTOG was at the party the night before the dawn of time, which, as well all know, was the night of the 6th day of creation, where God Almighty and JTOG got acquainted with alcohol and subsequently sat around creating the weirdest forms of life on the planet; namely the Dodo-bird, the Blowfish, the Platypus and Uwe Boll.



-Fred

Wow, that's quite a legacy! I'd say I'd like to read your biography Jim but I'd probably be the same age by the time I finished it.

Or older!

Fred - & other World of Warcraft players:

Check out South Park Season 10 Episode 8 if you haven't already - it's crazy fun and I'm sure you'll get a kick and did I mention it's about WoW?

Bests, Rockefeller

I do not feel that JTOG is old.

what i see in avatar in black n white. It's must be JTOG and wife in the 1950s or 1960s when both were kids when she was a little girl.
JTOG was curious if he will flip her in water or crazy?
JTOG and herself were both best friend since the 1st grade. They grew up together as friends to HS then marriage when i see them both on avatar which i would say they are both near a boat.

So when I look at that avatar I just see JTOG about to flip her (future wife) in the water when both of them decided to go on a boat trip to mini island of Hawaii.

JTOG flip his future wife into the water and i dunno if she wham JTOG in the head or swim home to mommy and tell about JTOG bad deed on why she is wet from boat trip or she got back in the boat and throw JTOG in the water or future wife afterward flow away on boat while leaving JTOG in the water?:oops:

thats what i think what happen when i look in avatar since there were a small boat near by.

Update:

50 years later.

has JTOG wife forgive JTOG flipping her in the water when she was 6 year old (following that avatar) or still same?

Good stuff, Ryan.

Actually, Diane and I met right after I got out of the Army in 1968. We hit it off right away and the rest, they say, is history. Now that I think about it, ANCIENT history.