Unofficial Tex Murphy

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?!?!

-Cub. =o)

I feel a lot of... projecting. Jerry Dan. Are you trying to shift focus away from your own sins?

SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER BURN AT THE STAKE WITH A SACK TIED AROUND YOUR HEAD AND A MONKEY IN THE SACK AND ANTS CRAWLING UP YOUR LEGS TO ESCAPE THE VAT OF ACID WHICH I SHALL LOWER YOU INTO AS I FLog you with a cat o' nine snakes made... from... rattle... <cough> ...snakes. gimme a minute. <cough cough> i'm fine. <cough> really.

Also, Jerry, what the hell're you on about?

-Fred

Cubase
i think it`s all kickstarter`s fault

Frank, Mr. Buer, et al.

I exercise my sharply honed skills of diplomacy as I refrain from accusing you of scurrilous motives and other seeming forms of malevolence and instead ask you why your unfortunate wording grants the appearance of slander against my honor, integrity, honesty, etc.

I assure you that I have the evidence you (surely rhetorically) request. But I had hoped my good and sacred honor weighty enough to plight firm my troth in order to avoid action so unseemly as revealing material originally concealed in gentlemen's trust. In the interest of all fairness and chivalry I will withhold the proof for confidence's sake until such time as the accused's own defense or confession necessitate either the breaking of such confidence or render said material substantiation unnecessary, respectively. Until that time, secure in my expectation of your reciprocated good faith, and confident in my vindication, I send you my

Warmest regards,
Jerry P. Dan, esq.

The proceedings heretofore initiated by your own self shall not cease before these occurrences of mentionings are well and truly put to rest. I remain, as always,

Your loyal servant,
Fredrik B. Buer, Esquire

OMG here they go again, maybe you two can find your own unsocial network site!

And Rock????

While we are throwing wild accusations in all directions, I suppose it is well past time someone says out loud what we all have come to suspect at one point or another. Merely, that Jerry and Freep are in fact

ONE AND THE SAME

There.

It has been said.

Magnanimously circumnavigating the insults, I will merely point out that no greater example of freepizza's perfidy and unfaithfulness to this forum is necessary than that he has gone this long without answering - nay, even noticing - the charges wherefore he is being called into account this day. What more evidence of his treachery is necessary? What proof of disloyalty is not already on display, what telltale token of infidelity yet undisclosed?

As I have previously stated, it is either one of two possibilities.

When Freep is not here, he is a crime-fighting vampire cleaning the streets of Transylvania

OR

He cannot answer for his crimes while you are here, because that would require that you first log off as Jerry, and then log on as Freep

Both possibilities are equally awesome. I will let the public decide.

Jerry Dan does not speak when Freep is drinking water.

-Fred

What a change of pace, men, Jerry's confounding us at every turn!

Although Buer can deduce empathetically, Frank gains honorable impartiality, juxtaposing knowledge learnt, meticulously noting other perspectives quietly. Retracting sympathy therefore unequivocally vindicates who's xenophobia? You zealots!

(there's my A-Z, if you noticed!)

-Cub. =o)

Cubase wrote:Although Buer can deduce empathetically, Frank gains honorable impartiality, juxtaposing knowledge learnt, meticulously noting other perspectives quietly. Retracting sympathy therefore unequivocally vindicates who's xenophobia? You zealots!

(there's my A-Z, if you noticed!)

-Cub. =o)

I see what you did there!