Unofficial Tex Murphy

OK, here's the scoop. Post #1776, a number of great significance in the USA. I figure this would be an ideal time to bow out of the brotherhood, fold up my cot and head to the hills where the buffalo DO NOT roam but where there is no electricity AND no internet AND no phones.

OK, so I'm dreaming. Hey! It's OK to dream, isn't it? Actually, I'm not going anywhere and I do plan on posting again soon. But, for now? Say goodnight, Jim! TOG has left the computer (I just ate Taco Bell's tacos and I really have to go).

Just checking... It's past April Fool's day...

Ok, what's the news? You're part of the backbone of this site, and it would be a shame to see you going, even on a short holiday!

Don't stay long wherever you're going JTOG.

4th of July, 1776. Know what King George III of England wrote in his diary that day? I'll give you a hint - it's the very definition of irony.

-Fred

But Jim, we'd misses yous Glad you are just kidding!

~Keck

Jim has tried this one before. He is just warming us up for when he unveils that he has never really liked Tex, and he has been 'just kidding' this whole time.

Fred Buer wrote:4th of July, 1776. Know what King George III of England wrote in his diary that day? I'll give you a hint - it's the very definition of irony.

-Fred

Didn't he write something along the lines of Nothing... lol I know that sounds weird, but I can't remember word for word, but I remember hearing this a few times through out my academic life...

freepizza wrote:Jim has tried this one before. He is just warming us up for when he unveils that he has never really liked Tex, and he has been 'just kidding' this whole time.

DON'T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT!

Wait, maybe he's actually only like 15yrs old too ... WHEN DO THE LIES STOP JIM... WHEN?!!

~Keck

Post 1776?

Yeah, I figured you'd hang it up and stop posting when you reached your year of birth!

In which case Jim looks a lot younger than he is! At least ten, fifteen years! What's the big secret, Jim?

-Fred

"Nothing important happened today."

Jerry Dan wrote:"Nothing important happened today."

AAAhhhhh, that's it... I knew it had something to do with Nothing...

Yup - and I'm thinking Jim's so clever he waited for us to come up with the reference so we would know his supposed "Last Post Ever" was nothing important. As in - nothing to worry about.

I predict his return from the toilet sometime soon! Them taco bell tacos pulls a Jesus on you - you're gone for three days and people start to wonder if you died, and then suddenly you reappear among the living, fresh as a daisy!

And now you all have mental images of Jim doing a three-day bender on the can. Dance, puppets!

-Fred

Where's he gone?!?

Just a hint Demonlawyer....

he is taking a massive dump.

You had me worried for a while there!