Expose: traitor in our midst!
Posted: May 22, 2012 • 12:55 pm
In addition to constantly picking fights with yours truly and other upstanding members of our community, it appears that none other than freepizza, who occasionally masquerades as a human being under the name of "Travis" (really, who calls themselves "Travis" these days?!) is even more foul than previously recognized.
He has revealed to me via private correspondence, which I will make public upon request, that not only did he only play an hour's worth of Overseer, he never finished the Pandora Directive.
Such mistakes could be forgiven in many among us, whether from struggling to keep up with new technology, from being new initiates to the Tex Murphy games, or for not being able to get the games up and running on their machines. I have nothing but sincerest sympathy for these souls, and pray earnestly for their betterment. However, for this one who has once tasted the goodness of Tex Murphy, having finished UAKM and had the subsequent games installed on his computer several years ago, to have turned his back on the goodness of Tex Murphy and then fake knowledge and affection for Tex Murphy in a disingenuous fashion, is simply unconscionable.
And if this weren't enough of a display of his dangerous savagery, when he intermittently stops blabbing around his disdain for the earlier Big Finish games, he has threatened to write a fallacious "expose" accusing Chris Jones and Aaron Conners of planning to abscond with the funds raised by the Kickstarter campaign and use them to selfish and otherwise improper ends.
For these crimes and misdemeanors (if there is even an example of something so insignificant as a misdemeanor in the long list of freepizza's sordid dealings), I declare the hitherto cited misdeeds unforgiveable and the responsible miscreant deserving of our severest censure. Holding firmly to hope for the deviant's restitution, restoration, and rehabilitation, but feeling it writhing uncomfortably within my grasp, I remain dutifully
Jerry P. Dan, esq.
(N.B. Key parts of this are not entirely untrue.)
He has revealed to me via private correspondence, which I will make public upon request, that not only did he only play an hour's worth of Overseer, he never finished the Pandora Directive.
Such mistakes could be forgiven in many among us, whether from struggling to keep up with new technology, from being new initiates to the Tex Murphy games, or for not being able to get the games up and running on their machines. I have nothing but sincerest sympathy for these souls, and pray earnestly for their betterment. However, for this one who has once tasted the goodness of Tex Murphy, having finished UAKM and had the subsequent games installed on his computer several years ago, to have turned his back on the goodness of Tex Murphy and then fake knowledge and affection for Tex Murphy in a disingenuous fashion, is simply unconscionable.
And if this weren't enough of a display of his dangerous savagery, when he intermittently stops blabbing around his disdain for the earlier Big Finish games, he has threatened to write a fallacious "expose" accusing Chris Jones and Aaron Conners of planning to abscond with the funds raised by the Kickstarter campaign and use them to selfish and otherwise improper ends.
For these crimes and misdemeanors (if there is even an example of something so insignificant as a misdemeanor in the long list of freepizza's sordid dealings), I declare the hitherto cited misdeeds unforgiveable and the responsible miscreant deserving of our severest censure. Holding firmly to hope for the deviant's restitution, restoration, and rehabilitation, but feeling it writhing uncomfortably within my grasp, I remain dutifully
Jerry P. Dan, esq.
(N.B. Key parts of this are not entirely untrue.)